314: Taylor Lautner Needs a Job

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/44itUDU Cody and Noel react to Taylor Lautner’s recent backflip performance and the woman who ate 48 oysters on a first date. Plus, they discuss a $39,000 fossilized turd, some current wellness trends and invent some new ones. Get 50% off up to $20 on your first order through DoorDash when you enter code TMGGROCERY. Try Audible! Visit https://Audible.com/TMG or text TMG to 500-500. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/TMG today to get 10% off your first month. Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com    Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted by Cody Ko & Noel Miller, Created by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller, and Produced by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller.  Chapters: 0:00 Still Waking Up 1:35 Intro 2:42 The Taylor Lautner Backflip 10:17 Lautner in Taylor Swift’s Music Video 12:06 DoorDash 13:44 Sharkboy Choreo 17:07 Cody’s Splits 19:22 Noel’s VIOLENT Dream 20:31 NOEL’S COMEDY SPECIAL 22:57 Drunk News Host Promo 25:05 Audible 26:51 Comedy Special Comments & Clips 28:52 Optimal Morning Routine 30:41 Non-Sleep Deep Rest 34:54 Inventing Optimal Living Habits 38:54 BetterHelp 40:17 Rebranding Men’s Health 42:08 Cold Plunges vs Coke 44:04 Optimal Routine Privillage 46:08 The New Lil Texas Drop 49:09 The Largest Fossilized Poop  54:14 Cody Throws Up 56:37 The Challenge 58:24 The Beckham Documentary 1:01:42 STILL Gross 1:02:54 48 Oysters Tiktok 1:09:19 We Got in Trouble… BYE!