S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

We’re changing the show to make people feel smart. How do siphons work? How do mirrors work? Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true. Be comfortable looking stupid. Sumo’s new favorite grifter. Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines. There’s no free speech in Europe. Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies. A.I. short stories, human bodies are mind-bogglingly complex. There’s an alarming increase in things we know not...