350: There Are No Rules in This House

NCAA NEWS (5:22) An extended crack or correct about basically every routine at that insane Oklahoma/Florida meet A fall is a fall is a fall is a fall is a fall Confusion about the code of points and rules used to judge NCAA (also from the actual judges, apparently) Rules Modifications for NCAA The deductions that should have been taken in an example routine from this preposterous display of scoring More Hall of Fame crack with UCLA and Oregon State The worst crime of the whole weekend: UCLA's leotards Sad crack: the underscoring of Sarah Shaffer's perfect Y1/2  Anger come-down: Oregon State's death by hugging, Emily Muhlenhaupt's 9.975 on bars, and Lexy Ramler's perfect beam  The SHOCKING TRUTH about NCAA scores in 2019 Bowling Green wins this week's random stick-themed nonsense award MINI-COMMISSION The Anti-Wolf Turn (1:09:41) Abzug has commissioned a segment all about turns, asking most crucially, do any less ugly turns have the same difficulty as wolf turns? Oh my yes. We discuss. Jessica talks about backspins. A good time is had by all.  MEET NEWS (1:26:21) Ana Padurariu is the new all-around champion of Elite Canada, Ellie Black has a million floor pass options just because she can, and junior Zoe Allaire-Bourgie competed with the seniors due to awesomeness and took 3rd AA.  Kristal Uzelac Bodenschatz competed at the Buckeye Elite qualifier after five months of training, and we highlight all the newest qualified elites News on Maile O'Keefe and Adeline Kenlin GYMTERNET NEWS (1:37:52) Annie Heffernon is the permanent senior vice president of the women's program Michigan Radio NPR: Federal Regulators release report citing 21 instances of Clery Act violations by Michigan State North Korea is considering participating in the Korea Cup in South Korea New York has passed the Child Victims Act Oleg had all the surgeries again Diego Hypolito says, "it seems that the Brazilian athlete has no value" Jessica makes Spencer talk about a feel-good story and he barely knows what to do Simone Biles is a badass (duh) Updates on post-birth college gymnastics, leadoff 10s, and beam music FURTHER READING 2019 NCAA Rules Modifications 2019 NCAA Judges Cheat Sheet Week 5 Ranking Notes Sunday Live Blog – February 3, 2019 Saturday Live Blog – February 2, 2019 Friday Live Blog – February 1, 2019 Things Are Happening – February 1, 2019 Roster Notes – Week 4 Only the Best – Week 4