Empty Nests

Darkness falls across RichmondIt’s the end of the second seasonPeople named Renee and GeorgeWill terrorize y’all’s neighborhood. And whosoever Chuck shall beLeaves us saying “oh Boy-ee”As we feel like we’re in hellWith the always ringing doorbellThe foulest guest is OliverThe funk of forty-thousand loversAnd grizzly details of a prostateHave us wishing we could leave this placeAnd though you fight to stay awakeYour body can not restFor no Golden Girls fan can enjoyThe evils of Empty Nests