Tod Perry's Tortoises, Robin Shorr's High School Diary, Tony's Immediate Shower

Do you take a shower immediately upon waking? Tony does. And then he puts on shoes! (And also clothes.) I prefer to wake up slowly before being violently accosted by wetness. Tod Perry is here and he frequents the same sandwich shop where Greg Heller famously left a Yelp review for reasons we can't remember. Robin Shorr is here and she brought her diary! And turns out Tod did as well! An embarrassment of diaries! Daniel is here and he's so sick of me talking about his mayonnaise habit but I refuse to stop. Plus some Generation X talk and so much more! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is brought to you by: COMETEER: http://cometeer.com/bestfriend (for $20 off your first order) FABULOUS: http://thefab.co/bestfriend (for 25% off Fabulous Premium) POLICYGENIUS: http://policygenius.com Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/