Bat in the Balenciaga

  On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line to solve the world's problems. However, after the first voicemail she quickly realizes we need to call animal control. On this week's episode- we've got a lady with a bat in her designer bag, a lady on a cruise to nowhere, and a mom trying to navigate how to save teenagers from turning to the darkside!      Sponsors:     Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase at athleticgreens.com/absolutely.     Go to goodr.com/absolutely and get 15% off when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.     Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off on Amazon and get sippin' Poppi soda.     Make sure to use the code ABSOLUTELY​ to ​get $100 off of your first month​ at Talkspace.com       Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.